On a lighter note

Something always happens ... here is a sample of what has happened the past couple of days.

He kicked his own butt!!!

One of our odd characters broke his nose against the truck's mirror ... the truck was NOT moving ... but somehow he managed to break his nose against a non-moving object ... go figure!

He Called me a Prick and then Changed the Answers to my Test

Another odd character managed to change my test after he requested to see the answers ... I had no issue letting him review my test since it was open book but he got a little nasty when I took my test back after he had 5 minutes to review it ... I laughed at him but we both know he was upset ... then when I sat back down he asked for it again ... no problems until he noticed differences between our tests ... he corrected one test and then thanked me ... I quickly noticed he changed my test and that is when I gave him my "Don't screw me over buddy!" speech.

I was polite but he got the message ... some people's kids!

Newbie is lost

A shuttle takes most of the students to class ... but some of us drive to class (it is only 3 miles round trip). I needed to go to Walmart one morning to get some meds for this cold I have ... I drove by a bunch of students waiting on the shuttle ... one student asked what I was doing and decided to go with me ... before I knew it another student was sitting in the back seat ... he was from Africa so his accent was thick ... I asked him if he needed a ride and told him we were stopping by Walmart first ... he liked the idea and off we go ... we quickly realized he needed to go to Memphis for his testing and was at the wrong hotel ... I told him I would drop him off once we finished with Walmart ... as soon as we arrived at Walmart I lost him ... no where to be found ... I told the other student he has 3 minutes and then we leave ... sure enough at 2.5 minutes he comes around the corner with a hand full of goodies ... I told him we needed to go so he could catch the bus to Memphis for the testing he was late too ... to this day I don't think he understood what was going on.

Chicken Sounds GREAT!!!!

Feeling a little under the weather but wanting to do something special to celebrate the high test scores I went to KFC for diner ... order a 3 piece diner and took it the to apartment ... the third piece was one piece to many ... at midnight it found its way out of the stomach the same way it came in ... my roommates love me I am sure!